/ 01 · Layoffs
Mass layoffs.
411,000+ · tech roles cut, 2024–26
WAITLIST OPEN
The jobs market is broken — we are here to make it even worse.
Massive layoffs. Ghost jobs. Insanely convoluted hiring processes. ATS blackboxes. It looks like the jobs market can't get worse — but it can. It will.
We Are Working* With
Apple✦Anthropic✦Google✦OpenAI✦Meta✦Sony✦Amazon✦
* "working with" is defined broadly. See Terms § 7.
/ Job board
Open roles, right now.
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Senior Data Analyst
Lehman Brothers · Remote / Hybrid · NYC
$45,000 – $50,000
from $5
Apply
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Senior Growth Manager
FTX · Remote / Hybrid · Nassau or NYC
$30,000 – $35,000
from $5
Apply
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Principal Software Engineer
Humane AI · On-site · San Francisco
$80,000
from $5
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BizOps AI Squad Lead
InVision · On-site · NYC
$70,000 – $80,000
from $5
Apply
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Head of Risk
Synapse Financial · On-site · London, UK
GBP 50,000 – 60,000
from $5
Apply
/ The status quo
Four ways it's already awful.
/ 02 · Ghost jobs
Ghost jobs.
21% · of listings, est.
/ 03 · The funnel
Insanely convoluted hiring.
38d · median time-to-offer
/ 04 · The black box
ATS blackboxes.
75% · filtered before any human
/ Introducing
Introducing our revolutionary solution to make it much, much more horrible!
/ Pick your side
Two markets. One company. No ethics.
/ Corporate responsibility
Giving back. Loudly.
We're proudly supporting multiple social initiatives and charities. 10% of our profits — earned one $5 application fee at a time, from hardworking people who just want a job — is reinvested into causes that look exceptional in a press release:
Initiative 01 — Climate
The Reforestation Pledge
For every 100,000 résumés we quietly route to /dev/null, we plant one (1) tree in a rainforest we are legally barred from naming. Net carbon impact: aspirational.
Initiative 02 — Wellness
Founder Healing Retreats
We fly leadership to a ten-day silent retreat in Tulum to process the emotional toll of charging unemployed people $5 to press "Apply."
Initiative 03 — Empowerment
The Global Voices Amplifier
We elevate underrepresented communities by featuring their stories in our quarterly investor deck. Consent forms are forthcoming. So is the funding.
*the 10% figure is calculated after expenses, executive bonuses, and a rounding methodology of our choosing.